Smash That Computer

Smash it, before it smashes you!
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Corroded Mac Pro

Your assignment is due, but the computer won't boot up so you can't print it off. The email you worked on for two hours mysteriously "vanishes" moments before you are ready to send it. It seems to take hours to start your computer up, where once it took seconds. It scratches, destroys or chews up DVD's....or spits them out again without even playing them!
Strange screens pop up when you go on the internet...and when you try to close them they appear again moments later! You look at the monitor and it seems to leer back at you as if part of some secret conspiracy to frustrate and annoy you....and something deep inside you says..
 Smash it!
Tempting though that is, in most cases the offending machine will either sit in the garage for months or be thrown out next time you are at the Dump.

This site is for you. It includes basic tutorials for finding the issue with your computer and fixing it. If that proves impossible, there will be some creative ideas for DESTROYING it...

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NEW SITE PAGE: "THE PROJECT" About to be updated to show a large table of Mac Laptop parts....they are the new Project! Now STARTED! But photos not updated!!!!!

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There will also be some links to sites that I find interesting and useful for anyone wanting to solve a computer problem, as well as things of general interest (such as music, art and culture).   
I'm not a professional technician. There will be disclaimers so you can't sue me.
And, if all else fails I can help you plan a wonderful, destructive day for you and your beloved.....machine.

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